and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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