I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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