Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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