Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
