i would punch a child for taco bell
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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