This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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