Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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