So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Randomize
