idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Say something about gay babies.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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