Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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