Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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