He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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