please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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