pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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