I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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