She is in my trunk
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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