Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
