Apparently you make a good broom.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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