question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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