We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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