yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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