In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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