But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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