All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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