At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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