if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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