k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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