Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
and she was petting her beer can
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
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