I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Randomize
