is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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