I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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