I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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