your room smells of hookers.
And success
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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