your room smells of hookers.
And success
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Randomize
