Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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