Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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