sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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