going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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