that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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