you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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