Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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