These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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