One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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