maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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