he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize
