what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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