C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
