if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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