wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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