Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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